I think I’m pretty close to becoming an Iron Chef.  My tuna cakes are widely searched on the internet by up to 20 people PER DAY.  I don’t think they’ve killed anyone yet. *cracks knuckles*

I’ve been practicing cooking like the masters do.  I’ve even expanded some of my food choices to exotic species like mummies.

Do you cook with mummies?  I didn’t think so.

Those Iron Chefs cook with all kinds of crazy things.  We’re talking organs you’ve never heard of and didn’t know you had.  {shudders}

You have to cook fast and furious and not have any fears whatsoveratall in the kitchen.  You pretty much have to be a bad a$$ to make it as an Iron Chef.

Now being an empty nester I have the time for this Iron Chef thing and am going full force.  I mean why not?  I’m not afraid of a little competition.

Yes my arms are hairy…  *see if you can do this Iron Chef thing and still have time for a weekly wax* {eyeroll}

The ultimate goal, dethrone that CAT CORA chick and be the only woman standing on the Iron Chef pedestal.  Do you think I can do it?

Food Network I’m coming for YOU!

2 Comments on Some Day I’ll Be An Iron Chef

  1. Lauralee Hensly
    November 2, 2011 at 9:54 pm (6 years ago)

    Hahahaha, Food Network’s Iron Chef would probably give you pigeon eyeballs to cook up.

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  2. tami
    November 2, 2011 at 8:19 am (6 years ago)

    Too funny! I would love to try some of your tasty food dishes! xoxo

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