So I recently – 2 weeks ago recently – traded in my Tahoe for a smaller version, the Envoy.  We call it “Little Big Guy” because basically it’s a smaller version of the same blue Tahoe I had loved.  I got the XL version of the Envoy cuz I was ready for a little tail.  On the car.  G-rated blog here…

One of the rear lights is already out.  Not the big lights but the little ones on the lower bumper.  Not critical and probably wouldn’t get me a ticket, but it’s enough to make me look lopsided when I drive.  On a sidenote, one boob is bigger than the other and it seems to be proportional to the lights in the car – so I’m slightly left prominent when I drive- body and car.

But I digress…

And I think just earned a PG rating…

I do love the fact that there is a ton of room in the back end.  Of the car.  I can hit the grocery store which these days for me is Trader Joes and fit everything in the back without having to take the crap I left in there out.  Very handy for us lazy chicks.

Unfortunately I didn’t feel like making 2 trips from the car to the apartment after my last trip to TJ’s because SERIOUSLY the apartment complex hadn’t changed the timer on the hall lights and it was way too dark to get to the front door.  The casualty or man left behind was the Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale.   Yes the gallon of iced tea won out.  That was pretty stupid on my part as I drove like a mad woman the other day to make a Starbucks coffee date that I recorded in my g-cal on the wrong line and was totally late for, thus spilling over the 6 pack and having 3 bottles roll around in the HUGE BACK END… of the car.

I guess there’s good and bad to everything.  Especially back ends…

Those three bottles are going to need some time to recover.  Drink from left to right…left to right…

Oh the problems of the First World…

5 Comments on First World Problems – Car, Beer and Boob Edition

  1. Brandy
    September 30, 2011 at 8:51 am (6 years ago)

    LOL You make me laugh! Love this post so much. I have had my drinks do that and roll around the van – yes drink from left to right! ha ha! U are too cute.

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  2. Living the Balanced Life
    September 29, 2011 at 2:59 pm (6 years ago)

    Yea, being lopsided sucks. ;)
    I am not really a beer drinker, never tried a variety. I like pumpkin, I may have to try this pumpkin ale!
    Bernice

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  3. Andrea (Lil-Kid-Things)
    September 29, 2011 at 2:02 pm (6 years ago)

    I hear t you! This post made me laugh and laugh. The lopsided thing is especially amusing when one is breastfeeding. hehe. Also? Thanks for the reminder that we need some pumpkin beer!

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  4. Malia
    September 29, 2011 at 11:58 am (6 years ago)

    I like big back ends and I can not lie… No? Too much? (snort)

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  5. Anne (@notasupermom)
    September 29, 2011 at 11:39 am (6 years ago)

    This is good to cook with, especially a beef stew. Some for the pot, some for mama.

    No need to speed–I was chillin’ on the patio. I just had visions of you sitting at another Starbucks.

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