It’s coming.

It’s inevitable….

As brands make the leap into the digital space, we will see more and more niche markets trying to reach moms, the holy grail of social demographics.  They don’t know why they need to reach them, they just do… and so they come up with creative ways to market their product to moms.  Even products that might be a tad taboo for the SAHM or the Working Mom…are made sexy and desirable.  And something that MOMS MUST HAVE.

I really feel ambassadorships are a good way for a company to test the waters.  You can find a handful of bloggers to spread your message without going too wide initially and throwing it all out there.  Find a few respected moms that speak to you and that you feel you can trust.  We’ve seen big companies and small use them successfully for everything from mayo to t-shirts.  But there are millions of consumer products out there screaming for promotion…and the right moms to represent them…

So here come the ambassadorships.  However unconventional they may seem.

I’m just saying if you haven’t heard of them yet, you probably will, and when you do you better sign up fast…these slots won’t last long.

Here come the #HOOKAHMOMS.  Apparently it’s not just for Miley.  The day my daughter turned 18, she headed to the Hookah bar.  WHY?  Because she could.  And that got me thinking WHAT ABOUT ME?  THEY MUST WANT ME?

NASA is calling the brave for the #MOONMOM program.  Who’s up for a shuttle ride?  Why settle for a Chevy or a Toyota when you can have INFINITY AND BEYOND… My friend Kat is just DYING for this one and will be crushed if she’s not chosen.

Now having been personally asked to review a stripper pole (review coming soon), I think I have the inside track for #STRIPPERPOLEMOM.  Video required for admission.  And per @SarahinMi, if you DON’T HAVE A POLE OF YOUR OWN and need to practice for the video, hit up your local Fire Station.  You may find yourself inspired by a man in uniform.

Come on you moms out there!  Which products are you DYING to represent!!  What have I forgotten????

Or wait, do you want to APPLY FOR ONE OF THE AMBASSADORSHIPS ABOVE?

(disclosure – these ambassadorships aren’t real – ok the stripper pole is real and I did receive it for review but is still in the box – so I am a #momwithastripperpole, but not a #stripperpolemom – YET)

 

23 Comments on New Brand Ambassadorships you might not think of….

  1. Lauralee Hensley
    March 12, 2011 at 11:54 pm (7 years ago)

    Hahaha, stripper pole, fire department practice time, don’t think so.
    Well, maybe if hubby was still on the volunteer fire department, but alas and thankfully not.
    This ain’t no strippers body here.

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  2. Real Life Sarah
    March 12, 2011 at 11:39 pm (7 years ago)

    I wanna be a #SlapChopMom! But only if I get to actually SLAP the guy in those commercials! Haha! I love these, Linda. And did you seriously get a stripper pole to review?

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    • Linda
      March 13, 2011 at 7:31 pm (7 years ago)

      omg i want to be a #slapchopmom too. and the basket strainer… how about the #ASSEENONTVMOM. No need to pay me in product, i have most of them already!

      and yes, i really did get a stripper pole to review. it’s for “exercise”

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      • Real Life Sarah
        March 13, 2011 at 7:43 pm (7 years ago)

        I seriously thought the other day how fun it would be to get paid to try all those “seen on TV” products to see if they really work! And I totally want the pasta strainer!

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  3. Janice (5 Minutes for Mom)
    March 12, 2011 at 7:17 pm (7 years ago)

    You are a RIOT girl! And way to go on the stripper pole review. I must say, I would have passed on that one. No room for a stripper pole in this house! lol

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  4. Kat
    March 11, 2011 at 6:37 pm (7 years ago)

    Just to clarify – I WAS officially accepted to the Moon Mom Academy because my hair was able to withstand the centrifugal forces needed for take off. #MoonMoms FTW!!

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 6:54 pm (7 years ago)

      of course the HAIR. made of #tigerblood. I should have known that

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  5. Jennifer
    March 11, 2011 at 3:58 pm (7 years ago)

    You crack me up!!!!

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  6. DinaDuck
    March 11, 2011 at 3:47 pm (7 years ago)

    wow. I needed a laugh, thank you. #moonmoms

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 4:38 pm (7 years ago)

      #MOONMOMS #BOOM #WINNING

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  7. Robin ~ PENSIEVE
    March 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm (7 years ago)

    Hmmmm, any beach resort on the planet; the magic wrinkle-be-gone eye cream; my favorite restaurants (you don’t have enough room for me to list them all); miracle shorts & bathing suit manufacturers of America. And cute, red convertible cars. My favorite brand will be the one who contacts me first ;).

    Oh, and daggum it, OPI!!!

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  8. Andrea
    March 11, 2011 at 2:57 pm (7 years ago)

    Haha that is hilarious! Good photoshop skillz too ;-)

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  9. Brandi
    March 11, 2011 at 1:17 pm (7 years ago)

    Hilarious! I would TOTALLY go for the #moonmom campaign! If I could get on the stripper pole in clogs, I’d consider that one, too!

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 4:37 pm (7 years ago)

      ok, i’ll let you try the clog thing… i’m hoping to not break anything (AAAHH) and clogs are not approved apparel i think?

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  10. Brittany at Mommy Words
    March 11, 2011 at 11:10 am (7 years ago)

    I would so try the stripper pole except I think it would put epectations from my husband WAY over my head.

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm (7 years ago)

      an advantage of being divorced. I WILL be using it strictly for exercise !

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  11. Nota Supermom
    March 11, 2011 at 9:59 am (7 years ago)

    Too funny, Linda.
    You should bust out that stripper pole for the weekend.

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 4:35 pm (7 years ago)

      I’m right down the road ;)

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  12. Malia
    March 11, 2011 at 9:56 am (7 years ago)

    It’s so hard to CHOOSE! I would represent them ALL!!!!!!
    #snort

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 4:35 pm (7 years ago)

      and you would do a #WINNING job on all of them! #BOOM

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    • Linda
      March 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm (7 years ago)

      I did, you are on the list~

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