With all the recent toy recalls you have no idea what you can trust. Everything you see can be hazardous to your health in some way.
Including blog posts. I know how hard it can be to read blogs while life goes on around you. Dinners burn, kids draw on the furniture, dogs get out and run to Alaska. That being said I decided to institute a RATING SYSTEM for my blog posts, so you know what you are getting when you start reading.
So here are the ratings I came up with. …you know to make it safe to read my blog… not ’cause I’m wasting time or anything…
If the rating is not right at the time you can pass on the post and come back later. Or ignore all together. Which you probably will. It’s ok, I want you SAFE!!
1. Suitable for bon bon eating and Reality TV watching.
2. Must ignore small children to enjoy.
3. Background in Quantum Physics a plus.
4. Cure for insomnia.
So yeah! Read in the future with confidence that all is well and you will not have kids swinging from chandeliers while you try to make a blog button!!