WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THAT MANY PEARS?
Remember the Seinfeld episode? Did that scare you away from Food of the Month clubs or have you whipping out the AMEX to have an endless supply of pears delivered to your door? You may not see these Food Clubs as bizarre but they are definitely different. Here are some of our favorites foods that come to you!
1. Peanut Butter And Jelly Club – Once you get through the Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan what’s left?
2. Bloody Mary of the Month Club – Waiting for the Bloody Mary of the Week Club
3. Mustard of the Month Club – Delivered by a British butler in a stretch limo?
4. Pickled Veggie of the Month Club – I got nuthin..
5. Dog Treat of the Month Club – For Penny, this should be the electrical cord or credit card of the month club
6. Bacon of the Month Club – MIGHT BE THE MOST AWESOME CLUB EVER. Who doesn’t LOVE bacon?
7. Water of the Month Club – Speechless.
8. Beef Jerky of the Month Club – Waiting all month for shoe leather. My. Idea. Of. Special.
9. Scotch of the Month Club – Kilt optional.
10. Cheeseball – Dip of the Month Club – If my ex-husband shows up at your door, REFUSE DELIVERY