WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THAT MANY PEARS?

Remember the Seinfeld episode?  Did that scare you away from Food of the Month clubs or have you whipping out the AMEX to have an endless supply of pears delivered to your door?  You may not see these Food Clubs as bizarre but they are definitely different.  Here are some of our favorites foods that come to you!

1. Peanut Butter And Jelly Club – Once you get through the Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan what’s left?

2. Bloody Mary of the Month Club – Waiting for the Bloody Mary of the Week Club

3. Mustard of the Month Club – Delivered by a British butler in a stretch limo?

4. Pickled Veggie of the Month Club – I got nuthin..

5. Dog Treat of the Month Club – For Penny, this should be the electrical cord or credit card of the month club

6. Bacon of the Month Club – MIGHT BE THE MOST AWESOME CLUB EVER.  Who doesn’t LOVE bacon?

7. Water of the Month Club – Speechless.

8. Beef Jerky of the Month Club – Waiting all month for shoe leather.  My. Idea. Of. Special.

9. Scotch of the Month Club – Kilt optional.

10. Cheeseball – Dip of the Month Club – If my ex-husband shows up at your door, REFUSE DELIVERY

4 Comments on Ten Bizarre Food of the Month Clubs

  1. Mommie Daze
    August 6, 2010 at 11:00 pm (7 years ago)

    Seriously? There’s a Bacon of the Moth Club? Be still my heart.

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  2. Lauralee Hensley
    August 3, 2010 at 10:55 pm (7 years ago)

    Prediction By A Club Of The Month Addict….. (Just Kiddin, not me)
    I joined the Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club
    after drinking to many Bloody Mary’s
    from the Bloody Mary of the Month Club,
    because I was feeling guilty about joining the Dog Treat of the Month Club
    in response to my drooling dogs eyeing me eating
    my Bacon from the Bacon of the Month Club
    and my Beef Jerky from my Beef Jerky of the Month Club.
    The Bloody Mary’s weren’t enough to help drown out their sad eyes,
    so I joined the Scotch of the Month Club
    and then realized I liked my Scotch with Water,
    so I joined the Water of the Month Club,
    which made me feel Pickled
    and hungry so I joined the Pickled Veggie of the Month Club,
    now I’m feeling a little Cheesy and like a big Dip,
    so I joined the Cheeseball Dip of the Month Club.
    I haven’t yet found the Psychiatrist of the Month Club
    to help me get over this addiction,
    so I’ll be joining from Clubs of the Month is my prediciton.

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    • Lauralee Hensley
      August 3, 2010 at 11:00 pm (7 years ago)

      Sorry, the above last line is wrong,
      it should read
      so I’ll be joining more Clubs of the Month is my prediction.

      Reply
  3. Jennifer
    August 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm (7 years ago)

    LOL that is pretty funny… I would start a house cleaner of the month club, every month you get a house cleaner to come and scrub down your whole house! Now that is a very useful Month Club to be in!

    Reply

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