You will meet so many women at Blogher. Some you will have seen before, some you will only have read their words.
Will you hug or not hug?
And if you hug will you give it a squeeze or do the “meh, my pinky might have just touched you” hug?
Will you give the “please spill your drink on me so I can add “alcohol shirt” to “alcohol breath” hug and really spice up my evening?
Will you Heidi Klum it and do the double cheek kiiiissss?
How will you greet people at Blogher? Hugs are totally appropriate, after all we know intimate details of people’s habits, children’s poop, you cup size and husband’s cup size. We know about your MIL snooping in your underwear drawer, and how often you use peanut M&M’s to satisfy your family protein intake for the day. We know you snore. We know you pee. We know more about you than our doctor and in some cases give better medical advice.
I think that makes us all worthy of a sloppy silly hug. Don’t you?