I’m a bit of a sci-fi nut. Now there is some controversy over whether LOST, the greatest show ever, qualifies as true sci-fi. I’m not going to debate semantics of the show. But I will debate how the show would be different if I were the main character. PS, if you don’t watch LOST, here’s your chance to catch up or go visit someone else like Perez Hilton…

If you need to know what the show is about, there is a plane crash on a psycho island where time and space seem to be at odds. Evil wants the island and good is trying to preserve it. I know, we just lived through the election and you are fed up with psycho good vs. evil. Me too. I’m just going to explore hot guys on an island, so this should be painless.

1. The Crash: I run to Sawyer. He’s looking through people’s clothes for drugs and guns, so I figure I’m not getting his attention. I’ll be back Snugglebritches.

2. Plan Two: I run to Dr. Jack. He’s looking at Kate, so I slap her to the ground, whistle for the polar bear and have her whisked away. I might get sick {{cough, cough}} a lot and NEED a doctor.

3. I’m Hungry: Hurley’s going to want food any minute, so I’m thinking he’s my best bet to get a meal. I’ll wink at him or something, and maybe he’ll show me the mayo…wink, wink…

4. The Double Take: Wait, who is that? Boone, whoa, hottt, but…sorry, I’ve read the script. Plus your sister is whining like a baby…it’s irritating the crap out of me.

5. Foreigners Are Sexy: Sayid, you had a British accent in the pre-show interview…talk dirty to me. What? Yes, she’s cute, but she’s whiney and I’m not. ‘Nuf said.

6. Foreigners Are Sexy 2: Desmond, you HAVE a British accent. Did I say my name is Penny? Oh, you’ve forgotten about her? Hmmm…I thought so…who’s your constant now…?

7. Foreigners Are Sexy 3: Jin, OK, you are off limits, I get it…go catch me and your wife some fish.

8. The Others and the Other Others: Hot Guy in the Woods, Richard, you never age. I want some of that Kool Aid. But do I have to wear the potato sacks? Great! I love a hot guy in Dharma uniform.

9. Being Saved : I don’t think so and you are hot, but Jon, you need to go back to Kate and your +8kids…seriously…wait, so you’re not Jon?

10. Too Many Men: And of course they all want me. Makes the show more interesting. I have to weigh the good and bad and who I have the best chance of having a long term meaningful good time with…and eating.

In the end, it’s the bad boy that gets the girl. Just call me FRECKLES!

7 Comments on LOST in Hot Guys

  1. Alli {Mrs. Fussypants}
    December 10, 2008 at 8:03 pm (10 years ago)

    {high fives}

    That is hilarious!

  2. jubilee
    November 24, 2008 at 3:05 am (10 years ago)

    *snicker* the pic of sawyer lookin atcha is the best!

  3. Elaine Biss
    November 23, 2008 at 9:53 pm (10 years ago)

    He he!! Couldn`t help but notice how good looking the men are. Was that just me?

  4. White Iris Designs
    November 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm (10 years ago)

    I love coming to visit your blog…you always manage to make me laugh! Too funny!

  5. Dawn
    November 21, 2008 at 3:12 am (10 years ago)

    I don’t watch Lost because it is just too difficult for me to keep up with.

    Your version, however, is wayyyyy better! I loved it!

    Since I’m going on looks alone… I’m a Boone girl.

    You are sooooooo funny!

  6. Minxy Mimi
    November 21, 2008 at 1:01 am (10 years ago)

    This post had me laughing loudly (in my office) I do not watch LOST (sorry, dont delete me…please!!!) but I like your analogies and comments outlining the hottness!!!

  7. p*nut
    November 21, 2008 at 12:09 am (10 years ago)

    I love LOST and Sawyer is my choice too, wow, he’s hot. I also happen to have freckles so that works for me. I have his picture in my cube at work, am I pathetic or what??


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