Do you ever wonder how hard it must be for famous people in the rolls they take on to say their lines with a straight face…to not ad lib?  I think it would be very difficult, especially if you were on a show that would make or break your career.  Like a reality tv show…where you have no career…and probably never will.  So when the “unscripted” calls for you to be a certain way or “else”…well, I don’t know if I could stick to the program, but then again, when I’m famous, I’m going to make the rules…seriously…

So, when I’m famous which is probably just about any day and I’m having to pick and choose what I’m going to do with my famousness, I can tell you there a few givens and a few not givens. For instance you’ll never hear me say this…

Ummm…gee, bugs or hot dog and fries? That’s ok, I’m good. Actually I think I’m pretty full right now…

Beets, Bears, Battlestar Gallactica… {{I’m a Star Trek gal, duh}}

Seriously, Sawyer, I’ll finish your haircut, but after that WE ARE THROUGH!!
Does this watermelon make my hair look too big?

Of course I won’t forget you little people….YOU MAH PEEPS!

13 Comments on Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say…

  1. Mrs4444
    December 7, 2008 at 6:18 am (10 years ago)

    This. Is. Hilarious!

  2. georgie
    October 20, 2008 at 5:19 am (10 years ago)

    when you are done cuttin sawyers hair please pass him to me…cuz I will do whatever he wants me to…yep even that! ;-)

    I cant believe I missed all this fun stuff last week-you were not showing up in my google follow thangy on my dashboard dayummmm-I thought u went on vacation

  3. Mandy @ Adventures of a Millennium Mom
    October 19, 2008 at 12:46 am (10 years ago)

    So funny! But I would cut Sawyer’s hair anyday!

  4. Farrah
    October 18, 2008 at 11:09 pm (10 years ago)

    OMG…As usual…LOVE IT!!

  5. HappyHourSue
    October 18, 2008 at 10:31 pm (10 years ago)

    You are a photoshopping GENIUS! I had to zoom in to see if they were real or not. Then I got sidetracked staring at Josh for 10 minutes.
    JosHJoshJoshJoshJoshJosh what?

  6. Julie
    October 18, 2008 at 1:18 pm (10 years ago)

    Oh my. I just spewed coffee all over my monitor. Warn me first next time, will ya??

  7. Good N Crazy
    October 18, 2008 at 12:27 am (10 years ago)

    sheesh, you had me goin’ there for a minute…

    Oh…Those really AREN’t you….

    Watermelon indeed.

  8. Jenni Jiggety
    October 17, 2008 at 9:28 pm (10 years ago)

    You have mad photoshopping skillz, yo.

  9. Tenakim
    October 17, 2008 at 5:20 pm (10 years ago)

    I love your photoshopping!

  10. Cheryl
    October 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm (10 years ago)

    The watermelon pic had me laughing…hahahah…so dammed funny you are, chicklet!

  11. Dawn
    October 17, 2008 at 3:09 pm (10 years ago)

    Hilarious! Fun stuff today!

  12. jill jill bo bill
    October 17, 2008 at 12:42 pm (10 years ago)

    Hey Linda, in the first pix you have some strings hanging- oh, wait, those are your arms. Whoops.

    Funny funny pix.

  13. Dee
    October 17, 2008 at 11:20 am (10 years ago)

    Seriously, I am not stalking you, its just the time zone that makes me be first to comment a lot…..

    Great photoshopping, anorexic bug eater body does not suit you though..


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